space-lesbo:

the homecoming dance i was at just ended so there are a ton of wild and tired teens in dresses and suits wandering around the hotel it happened at and i literally just heard someone say “oh lord they’re everywhere”

kasindrarules:

escasun:

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

shakescene:

[william shakespeare voice] this is my OC hamlet. he’s a prince. he’s bisexual. he’s moody, brooding- and is anywhere between the ages of 16 to 30 years old. no, richard, i am not taking constructive criticism-

baomien:

something doesn’t quite belong in this sequence

gentleantics:

i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”

screwyouandrew:

nebulaires:

tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the other avengers be like ‘the world isn’t in danger so you don’t need my help’